Finally, someone comes up with an effective solution. Congrats, missrit, on being a forward thinker! To get ready for this "date", don't bathe or shave for days. Go buy some ugly clothes and wear them for those dirty days. A sweater with cats on it would be particularly creepy. Wear no make-up or overly done clown make-up (see Tammy Faye Bakker). Order many dishes at dinner and eat a few bites and rudely send them back. Belch and fart freely. Go to a movie and sit near a large man. Make obnoxious running commentary throughout the show and when said large man tells you to shut up, tell him your date will kick his ass. Look up the symptoms of many disgusting diseases on WebMD and claim to have lots of them. Pyorrhea (advanced gum disease, related to gingivitis and periodontitis) is a good suggestion and will probably fend off his good-night kiss attack. missrit had the right idea in general, but I hope you find this helpful hints, well, ... helpful ;)