Love: Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days...

By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You ass!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 14:00

Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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Fairy tale

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 20:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML

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Long distance

By DumpedGirl89 - 22/06/2021 14:01

Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:36

That's really creepy.

bigmarkie2 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:41

An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.

Comments

TypoH 7

Monday 21 March 2011 2:28

sleeeze bag.

KMilliron 2

Monday 21 March 2011 2:30

YDI. Pretty much sold it when you posted "a sleazy guy I met up with" I have yet to meet up with a sleazy anybody and I have yet to have a stalker. Coincidence? I think not!!

a_traveler 5

Monday 21 March 2011 2:43

Indeed, be careful there. Definitely look into a restraining order.

Nytemare 0

Monday 21 March 2011 2:52

stalkermuch fyl

earballs 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:04

ha ha, people don't think it be like it is, but it do!

selene1_fml 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:15

Well you should put a restriction on him cause wellbyea gonna be your stalker!!

BballHottie34 9

Monday 21 March 2011 3:26

How do u message someone??!!

db_rainblow 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:26

His name is Robert Paulson.

darklitfaery 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:41

sad thing is now you gotta hire a lawyer and go through court to get a restraining order. I suggest filing a police report with stalking that way IF anything happens it'll be on record.