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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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By Me myself & I - 19/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Columbus

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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It's all downhill from here

By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Farnborough

Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML

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The Devil's lettuce

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 00:02

Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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poppunkette 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:10

Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:03

lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house

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foxysunshine 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 19:30

Well if they didn't find any it's not really an FML... it's an opportunity to go HA! I'm gonna have to do a YDI for giving them reason to look....

SweetIam 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 19:30

Time for a chat with them..

berkeleyjake 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 20:31

did they find any? you should make a little kit of buggies filled with oregano, powdered sugar, dried mushrooms and Flintstones vitamins. that would be awesome

RockstarJAy 16

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:52

Saturday night, and you're in a spot. If they don't believe you, then they should just watch.

Desi_D123 27

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:13

If I were you, OP, I'd act really guilty every now and again so they become suspicious and search my room more often. Hence, later nights with your friends.

gobiteme2 34

Monday 20 April 2015 2:41

Did they find any? If not great hiding place.

PoisonUnicorn 7

Monday 20 April 2015 5:14

if you were doing drugs and they let you stay out late, the drugs would be with you and not in your room. though hopefully that's not the case! keep being drug free OP

MeltedMango 8

Monday 20 April 2015 6:06

Well did they find any?

munchly 17

Monday 20 April 2015 6:10

Did you find this out when they found some?

Papersock 20

Monday 20 April 2015 9:06

Well. Do you?

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Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

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Today, I was told that the cutoff date for dropping out of one of my classes was last Friday. Which would have been fine if the school website had the right information when I checked it last Friday. They're ignoring my screenshots proving as such. FML

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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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