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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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By Me myself & I - 19/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Columbus

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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It's all downhill from here

By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Farnborough

Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML

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The Devil's lettuce

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 00:02

Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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poppunkette 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:10

Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:03

lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house

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wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:03

lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house

vikky538 28

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:11

This was my first thought.

I_see_your_anger 10

Monday 20 April 2015 4:16

They gotta break in the new stuff somehow.

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:07

If you're not doing drugs then you have nothing to worry about bro.

BlockOfRedStone 25

Monday 20 April 2015 1:54

True but it's very insulting to a lot of people when their parents are suspicious of them doing drugs.

poppunkette 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:10

Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!

piiiiiou_fml 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:14

Don't complain for having parents who pay attention to your health.

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 19 April 2015 20:45

Paying attention to ones health =/= being paranoid about drugs

rockyhorrorQT 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:37

I can understand OPs frustration and upset. If you truly have nothing to worry about or hide but people think otherwise, especially if OP didn't give a reason for the thoughts, it's annoying at best. It's their issue, OP, not yours. Good luck.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:38

So did they find any?

AndyPurdy 31

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:45

at least they care about your health

vikky538 28

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:12

Its a win- win situation OP they dont find the drugs nd you get to party late

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:51

Did they find any?

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:57

There has to be more to this story.

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Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

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Today, my vehicle's transmission shifter moves freely without shifting gears. I'm stuck in park, in a parking lot, unable to even put it into neutral to push the vehicle out of the way of several parked cars. The old lady screaming at me just outside my door doesn't understand logic either. FML

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Today, a 4 year-old saw me and started crying and screaming like heck. I mean, I knew that I didn't look good, but this is too much. FML

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Today, my husband was offered, and accepted, pain relief during an ultrasound on his scrotum, and I’m sat here remembering how I wasn’t offered any pain relief at all while birthing a 9lb baby, because I was left in the waiting room so long they told me it was too late for an epidural. FML

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Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

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Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML

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