By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Farnborough

Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
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poppunkette 22

Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!

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wakemeupplease 21

lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house

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limegreenpoopie 31

And hopefully they won't find any, so imagine the look on their faces.

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DanCastellaneta 17

Here's a better plan; OP tricks his parents into thinking he's going over, he silently waits and sits in the living room, and the rest writes itself.

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randomheartthrob 7

Flip the table on them. Hide the drugs in their room, then accuse them of drug use

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DanCastellaneta 17

This would work if OP has the chance to secretly hide drugs in their room.

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writerchic85 25

If you don't have drugs then no worries

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Kurby14 21

well, hopefully, it's proven useless cause your not doing drugs! hope they stop soon, op. fyl!

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abNormal62 23

Are you telling me that Jay and silent Bob or raiding your stash when you go out?

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roxigrl14 8

Well if you don't have drugs then you get to stay out late while they go snooping.

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bleedingglitter 24

That's dumb. If you are out late with friends then obviously you'd have the drugs with you. Silly parents.

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islaie 1

So the question here is... Did they find anything? Lol

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soulcrusher11 16

u find this put cuz they found drugs? or?

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