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By jj159 - 25/02/2012 18:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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ZombieLoveA 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:59

Aha... Well... At least he's fit and in great shape now.!

crushedone 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:59

Sure it wasn't pole smoking lessons?

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tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:05

He's following his dreams to become an "entertainer". Let him live his life proudly!

MrBob96 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:23

Yah... entertainer... let's go with that.

mmmcoopers 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:08

I think he just spent the money at the strippers and "pole dancing lessons" was the best he could come up with when confronted.

JessI529IFY 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:11

Can you say discount???

coltsrock37 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:11

He sounds like he has a bipolar problem.

perdix 29

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:29

So he dances on one pole, what's the other one? Oh.. . !

griffins33 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:11

I didn't know guys pole danced

emeraldisle 30

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:14

Pole dancing classes are never a waste of money. *rolls eyes*

KVKdragon 26

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:18

Time to cut him off from non-exclusive-usage money. If he wants to take actual college courses for a better future, he'll have to scrounge for money with financial aid or a scholarship (which are usually education usage only).

lsucheer 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:20

Is he hot?

Argenisjose 9

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:05

yup Channing Tatum hot.

LOLimCuteFML 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:22

Oh boy :')

jennt89 10

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:22

now he can go work on the pole and pay you guys back your money.

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