Health: Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie...

By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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auburnvans 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:35

Which movie?

r00b 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:34

Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.

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marcustan 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:24

go watch **** you perv

sevlen 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:23

ow that sucks puking is bad already

clahdupe 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:36

IF IT WAS AVATAR YOU DIDN'T MISS MUCH

Fykis519 2

Friday 5 February 2010 8:12

AVATAR ENDING: the aliens win the war and kick the humans off the planet. woooooo

pvdm666 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:05

in Soviet Russia, eye punches burly guy.

Wonderlandd 0

Friday 12 November 2010 22:22

i ment feel* Damn auto correction on iPhone

krustacea 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 17:45

seriously dude suck it up and grow a pair

cheerlover94 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:49

I hope that movie wasn't the Justin Beiber movie

kykyshay 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 18:16

So I take you don't watch 3D movies anymore?

tymarie2012 31

Sunday 8 May 2011 20:52

not every one knows exactly when they're going to puke.

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