By wtf - 15/08/2010 12:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
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FerrariCake 2

Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.

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bethan1 4

Tell your bf to rape the PI. Problem solved;)

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crymson 0

Maybe they have a reason to mistrust him. I mean, some parents are just effin crazy but who knows. Maybe they see something you dont. Your looking at him through rose colored glasses right now.

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Cjmw 7

That's nice in a stalker-ish way :)

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SpaceMannn 0

i sure hope your bf isnt really a rapist.

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hifatpeople 0

tell them theyre just adding to the danger and the investigator tried to seduce you :)

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princessDee 0

I never really get parents like tat??wat if the PI ends up being a rapist or muder??then he knows ur whole life and kills u??hhhmmm the qustions tat haunt me haha!!:) but tat sucks!!!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

#58. I will be your editor/teacher for a moment, and rewrite your comment to appear as if it were written by someone with at least half a brain and a basic grasp of the English language: "I never really understood parents like that. What if the PI ends up being a rapist or murderer? Then he knows your whole life and kills you! Hmmm... the questions that haunt me. Haha! :) But that sucks!" There were so many ******* corrections, I don't even want to bother putting an asterisk next to them. Notice the differences, and figure it out for yourself. And for #94: *you're

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ILUVGAC 0

watch out op, HE COULD RAPE YOU IN THE BUTT!!!!

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justsayfuck 5

You didn't tell me you had a 25 year old dating daughter? :o

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