Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother,...

By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit against her and that I am required to go to court and testify against her as a witness. I've tried to keep neutral for six years, and I'll go to jail if I don't show up. FML

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By anonymous - 10/11/2016 14:29 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML

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By livin - 11/09/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML

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By haku4u - 01/04/2013 23:18 - United States - Port Charlotte

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML

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By Jason - 31/10/2017 04:00

Today, I found out that my best friend's dad used my internet connection to make threats online. I'm going to have to go to court for it. FML

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Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML

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By notgivingup - 01/10/2012 03:21 - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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mijzelffan 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:31

ouch. Just say you're staying neutral in the court

Hazimius 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:31

Despite the OP having no control over the situation, there are still YDI votes...

Comments

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:40

there's no way you'll go to jail if u dont show up for that bullshit

Leprecon 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:53

Ehm, actually, you can.

Leprecon 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:54

You may have to go there but you can say what you want to say. Though you are legally required to say the truth, if you want to lie your ass of to cover for your mom, then go for it.

asb1234561 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 0:22

NIGGERS

russianredgirl 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 0:39

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beaniebabe 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 0:57

why does everyone think he's lying? my parents are divorced and I have to go to court all the time

fiicere 5

Wednesday 8 July 2009 0:58

What I would do: Inform your father that you are not going to court and not taking sides. Tell him if he does not release you from your court obligation you will intentionally drag up nasty things to say about him when it comes time to testify (aka, take your mother's side). Then tell him that if your mother tries to do that, you'll do the same to her. But FYL. My family's got problems too, I know it sucks.