Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence... - FML

By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:23

It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.

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kidsupreme 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:07

What, did you just escape from prison?

iTrevor 5

Friday 2 September 2011 1:06

Rough day huh?

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helen29 4

Friday 2 September 2011 5:58

seriously did u escape from prison lmao

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 2 September 2011 6:01

This is why twilight is bad. Lol sorry, running through the forest at night makes me picture someone pretending they're a werewolf or something.

mezochan 29

Friday 2 September 2011 6:07

How do you even manage that?

WormsOnFire 1

Friday 2 September 2011 6:09

you're lucky I wasn't't there...

itouchuser77 8

Friday 2 September 2011 6:09

I love that game

mapletree 8

Friday 2 September 2011 6:10

Swiped? Like kidnapped??? I'm confused.

daydreamer244 13

Friday 2 September 2011 6:11

sounds like a crazy movie.

gpoquiqui 5

Friday 2 September 2011 6:24

RUN FORREST RUN!

loveanthony645 5

Friday 2 September 2011 6:28

Oh, I thought it was...

Parkour_zNinja 0

Friday 2 September 2011 7:12

That blows

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