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By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 September 2011 18:02 / United States
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  ed11  |  1

Divorce ur scumbag of a wife please

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  yoursucklives  |  36

because fuck you, that's why! no, i think it's because for little kids, things like this are scary, and they tend to cry when they're scared!

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  dwreck69  |  0

Best FML I've ever read. I'm gonna tell that to my kids

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  Driveshaft  |  5

WTF is wrong with your wife? FYL, F your daughters life...get a divorce.

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  GardeningHoes  |  0

Because there is 666 people who said, I agree, your life sucks.

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  wastedcandy  |  3

Stop beating your wife OP

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  jarlaxle1138  |  3

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  atomicbaboon  |  0

44- My biology teacher. But, before their marriage, his name was Stan and he was just an average banker. Unfortunately, her evilocity forever changed him. His name is now Satan because it sounds more sinister.

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  punkin_26  |  16

First of all-spell check, please! Second-this isnt about WHY the devil beat his wife, it's about a crazy bitch mom telling her kid that PERIOD! Stupid F*cking people

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  Fruit_Dealer  |  9

Worse thing is that isn't even the proper occasion for that saying... That "expression" comes from a long time ago and is used when there is rain and sunlight at the same time.

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

I hope you change your picture soon 54. I don't think the FML team allows nudity, and I can clearly see a nipple. Wouldn't want you to get banned dearie, I love all my comrades in FML.

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  Jordvt  |  3

Instead of that saying I was always told that when it was sunny and also rained it was a monkey's wedding... Much more age appropriate if you ask me :)

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  cicatrice_fml  |  8

This was supposed to be in response to #27: Thank you....That's indeed the worst thing about this FML. My father once said, when the sun was out and rain was falling, "The devil's beating his wife with a frying pan," but he explained that it was just something he heard as a child.

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  jkb2345  |  0

i was 100th to thumbs up

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