Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence... - FML

By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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Why_Not31 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:23

It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.

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kidsupreme 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:07

What, did you just escape from prison?

iTrevor 5

Friday 2 September 2011 1:06

Rough day huh?

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captainfalcon7 0

Friday 2 September 2011 7:18

the Holocaust is over buddy.

kenziemakayla 5

Friday 2 September 2011 7:19

YDI for being damn stupid.

5upernova 3

Friday 2 September 2011 7:19

Sounds like a scene from a horror movie.. But why were you running around in a forest in the middle of the night anyway? I can only assume you were being chased, wanted to be adventurous, or was just plain drunk.

Jonman503 0

Friday 2 September 2011 7:27

Dang it man that sounds like a beast of a night! congratulations

JPabla03 0

Friday 2 September 2011 8:17

Had a thorny day huh?

Anbuntou 8

Friday 2 September 2011 8:19

You know those Nerf commercials with the cool stunts? Yeah.. They're done by professionals...

wriptidez 0

Friday 2 September 2011 8:28

ouch kid get better soon

DogmaT_fml 4

Friday 2 September 2011 8:30

this is what i imagine from a mud race. always disappointed.

380gb 4

Friday 2 September 2011 8:36

Sounds like u had one hell of a night

yazzy101 11

Friday 2 September 2011 9:20

What were u doing that made u run into a barbed wire fence?¿¿?

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