Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence... - FML

By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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Why_Not31 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:23

It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.

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kidsupreme 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:07

What, did you just escape from prison?

iTrevor 5

Friday 2 September 2011 1:06

Rough day huh?

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edoht 5

Friday 2 September 2011 3:56

YDI for running through a forest. At night.

perdix 29

Friday 2 September 2011 3:57

You shouldn't be running in the woods while you are pregnant and have a urinary tract infection. YDI for drawing a face on your boyfriend's penis while giving him head in the driveway with a mustache.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 2 September 2011 8:34

Perdix yet again wins the honorary fml reference award. Care to say a few words perdix!

DisturbedFacade 0

Friday 2 September 2011 3:59

Dude that blowssss! (o)_(o)

ih82bl8 2

Friday 2 September 2011 3:59

What were you doing? Running from cops?

hellokittay 5

Friday 2 September 2011 4:03

What were you even doing?

SexySheWolf 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:11

that really sux... were u runnin from the same car that swiped u?

Mrsa7x 1

Friday 2 September 2011 4:26

you should have just put the lotion on the skin... instead when you escaped buffalo Bill you got this...

Klug_fml 7

Friday 2 September 2011 4:30

The way this is worded says that he tripped over a forest or the number one.

Lily_lops95 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:35

=D sounds like a good time to me! I would've laughed at you tho OP....sorry you had a bad dayy

123jade456 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:49

man that's just... well ouch!

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