Love: Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations... - FML

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:19

Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:33

i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.

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fred1rav 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:56

AIM say lol what?

harryman04 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:58

of course he's gay you dumbfuck it says he's a man and the fml says boyfriend. get a brain you dumbass

JeNGaL9 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:08

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

djjmax 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:30

You are correct,revenge is not a consideration, it is a requirement

soovyl 18

Monday 29 December 2014 21:32

I like the way you think !

nutcrackers 2

Monday 8 February 2010 3:22

ydi for leaving ur seat for such a long time without logging out

kukitheaf 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:04

wat if she haxxors him? btw u phail at trolling

silentfog 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:45

no he deserves it for still using aim

newlove_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 4:28

#27 - this may be my absolute hatred of the word "haxxors" talking here, but while they may not be very good at trolling, you absolutely FAIL at proper spelling and grammar. Please learn real English, for the love of all things decent.

Amazingman90 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:13

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Amazingman90 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:15

and 3 for living in Ohio

LTMcleod 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:23

There's just too much fail in this whole paragraph..

DeadHorseman 11

Monday 8 February 2010 4:32

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Gothic_Angel 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:40

lol......your mom's messed up.....ever think of changing your password.... what could they even be talking about lol FAIL!!!!!! yea i'm 22

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:38

your mom is ****** up man.. I feel for youu

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Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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Today, I’ve been waiting for the girl I love to break up with her boyfriend so I could ask her out. It finally happened; however she said she wanted time to heal before she started getting involved with guys again. I respected that decision. There’s just one problem. I saw her in town, hand in hand with another man. FML

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Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Today, my now apparently ex-fiance let me know our engagement was off by throwing my ring in the trash. No words, just throwing it away. I always slept without it, to avoid damaging it. Guess I'm single again. FML

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Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML

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