Thanks for the memories

By Mike - 07/02/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
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tb15 0

I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML what's next I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML

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StewieBigFan 0

Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.

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killerviral 0

yay for majic mountain lol 1st. dufkflxkjkib. hdjdsbjd e. shave fjihdhd. r f f f y g g g

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harryman04 0

this isn't an fml. your life isn't ****** dumbass

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sc95060sc 0

ur parents have sex in ur house all the time. boooo ur life isn't ******

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jusk 0

think so too. Do you wanna kill yourself now because you are depressed????? Come on that is rediculous!!!!!!

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00yoda4 0

be grateful jackass my mom was a prostitute

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jessamy_brit 5

ohh go cry to your Teddy bear. you don't know life.

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gc327072 30

Splash mountain, if ya know what I mean.

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babyveronica 0

that's just gross now I'm going to think about people having sex there haha eww

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Averizzle 0

Why wouldn't you think about people having sex at Disney World of all places? Is that not what it is for??

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sparkman97 7

PWhat kind of school takes a class trip to disneyworld? ******* schools nowdays.

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Honda288 2

Well parents have to do something while they are waiting for Chip and Dale come out.

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enormouselephant 15

How old are you guys to be so grossed out by sex?

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azreal_13 0

aww your nasty thinking about your parents getting it on, just enjoy your time there

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StewieBigFan 0

Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.

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orlandogirl4life 11

Agreed. 100%

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tb15 0

I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML what's next I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML

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meaganliz 0

How old are you, OP? Twelve? Get over it.

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AngryNinja 1

hm. I am a person. I came out of my mother. my dad made me. STORY OF EVERYONE'S LIFE. or they wouldn't HAVE life. just forget it and have fun. that's what they did!

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JeNGaL9 0

it's not like they had sex on a ride...suck it up....quit your complaining - some ppl will NeveR see Disneyland!!

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amihearts 0

um why would think if that? I don't get that. I mean I would just forget about it

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