By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 263
You deserved it 2 677

Same thing different taste

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PsychoMerk 0

I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(

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I'm with ur sister I'm a pyromaniac 2. I lit ny couch on fire last Friday

How old is your sister? Is she single? is she hot?

congradulations, your little sister is going to grow up to be a serial killer. Does she torture small animals and wet the bed too?

That's the first thing I thought of too! I'm not the only one familiar with the homicidal triad.

skyeyez9 24

I would assume your sister is in deep trouble by your parents for this? Considering they are the ones who probably bought your bed. Depending on the severity of the damage, you'll get a new bed and mattress.

I know that this might suck ........but think about it there might be a way to benifit from all this.....think

he might be a freak seiral killer who keeps his bodies hid in his mattress no more evadence ;)

ButterflyBaby 0

bahahahahahahaha ydi. ur little sister. she takes after u xD