Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 19:10 - Israel

Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

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By xXMudkipNoobXx - 13/01/2012 01:20 - United States

Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML

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By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By Morgan - 12/09/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML

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You deserved it 137

By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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You deserved it 2 721

PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:11

I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(

Dr33zy_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:07

sucks for you!

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Killah_Jay 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:38

ahahahaaa Hilarious!

kkamp516 10

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:39

at 44: your probably one of the most beautiful girls I've seen ;)

Erniesduck123 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:15

Seriously? She looks like an attention ***** taking that mirror picture in her bathroom at a weird angle with her shitty camera phone.

iPLAYbasketball 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:41

damn thats crazy!

kristen_lesli 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:41

Buh-doop, pcheee! You're welcome. :]

silentfog 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:43

******* awesome

Muhare 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:48

Were you in it at the time?

acesarge 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:52

Look on the bright side, your won't have to worry about spies sapping your sentry with a pyro in the house.

NyteMayr 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:37

^^^^^^ ******* EPIC WIN!!!!! ^^^^^^

bulll_crap 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:16

hehe

stechly21 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:24

ouch!!!!!!!

ttlyfmlduh 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:30

hahaha thts hilarious!

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