By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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PsychoMerk 0

I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(

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jennacide 0

Nothing more you can do then to get out the marshmellows! yyyuuuummmmm.

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xtwizt3dxlif3x 0

if you want your tasty marshmallows to smell like piss from the sheets. :S

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purplemnm 9

how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

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Domonator 16

The time has come To say fair's fair To pay the rent To pay our share

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purplemnm 9

yaaaaay!!! 10 cookies and a hug for you sir!!!

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Domonator 16

Nom, nom, nom (eating cookies). Mmmmmmmmm (enjoying hug)

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FYLDeep 25

You already said this up above.

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purplemnm 9

i accidently double posted D;

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xx_kaelen_xx 0

yay for pyros! lol I love fire!

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Carterv 0

Man, I wish my little brother was more like that. instead he plays with littlest pet shop shit.

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momov2 0

Females are more likely to be pyromaniacs. Also bedwetting is a sign of pyromania. And as long as you weren't in the bed, this isn't an FML.

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Erniesduck123 0

Where in the hell did you read this? About 90% of those officially diagnosed with pyromania are male.

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mellowjello22 0

aww that sucks but fire I'd awwweeeessssoooommmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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