By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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PsychoMerk 0

I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(

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AJG390 0

I'm assuming her parents already know. I don't see how they wouldn't.

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jonny2x4 0

She probably thinks you were a witch. Do you have something to confess?

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xtwizt3dxlif3x 0

best thing ever. get wire that won't break or tear when heated. make it about 4 feet long. then get steel wool or whatever it's called. bunch up the steel wool to to the size of a baseball. wrapp it up with one end of the wire. light the steel wool on fire and start swinging it around. embers shoot out in a large circle of fire <13

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Rickyretardo 0

oh that would suck if u peed the bed and it smelled like boiling piss

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Fedor_is_KING 0

LMFAO @52, that is the most random thing that I read on this page as far as negative consequences of a bed on fire. Awesome, high five 

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Rickyretardo 0

oh buy some C4 off the black market, a detonator, and blasting caps then assemble it all place it under or on her bed and when she's sleeping..... BOOM!

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Yarixa 0

hahaha!!!! GO PYRO'S!!!!!

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