By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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PsychoMerk 0

I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(

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OHGASM 0

Run. While you can. Before you get Michael Myer'd.

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ohSNAPyall 26

How do you sleep when your beds are burning?

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skeleton_skinner 0

Then your house burned down...

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SCARYMUSIC 0

why not I'm pretty sure fml's don't have pic

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Compass 0

So, she made a small fire, or she literally set the whole thing ablaze? Why isn't this an FML about your house burning down?

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Menick47 0

Might I suggest therapy?... just a thought.

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blastvortex 3

It's time for your sister to be introduced to an important, life-changing experience — it's called institutionalized therapy.

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rawrimaunicorn 0

I'm thinking FIRECROTCH ;)

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FMyLifeCereal 0

Trying to hide the evidence perhaps?

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