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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Top comments

Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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Comments

ShirtlessWonder 17

As much as I agree with you, fml isn't the place to say it.

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moocowmilk0 19

Thats a bit too much

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heirofhope 38

I have no other words then I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.

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LetMeSleepPlease 23

Wait. When you say horse, do you mean anthropomorphized cartoon horse, or do you mean literal horse? Because it sounds to me you're dating a zoophile, not a furry.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Will you wear an iconic horse mask? Will you dress up as one of the characters from My Little Pony? So many questions! Hahah

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Shadowfang_TC 1

I made an account specifically to comment on this. Most Furries are NOT into animal sex. You are thinking of a Zoophile in most cases if she is that way. If she proclaimed she's a Furry, talk to her. Most likely you'll find she just happens to like Sonic the Hedgehog or something. Please don't be ignorant like the massive majority of internet trolls. Thank you.

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yenze 18

The post said horse furry so i am assuming so i think she wants a little more then sonic

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Shadowfang_TC 1

Maybe I misinterpreted, but the post looked like he was using the "wants to be banged by a horse" part as a way to get his furry point across, rather than it actually be what she said. Furries get a bad rep due to some crime scene episode that painted them as homosexual animal abusers. Needless to say, one does not necessarily mean the other.

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Joshawott 21

The question is though, are you hung like a horse?

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