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By  addictedtoIASIP  |  14

Well at least you know he found you attractive

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By  addictedtoIASIP  |  14

Well at least you know he found you attractive

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  katieemerr  |  14

I bet it was really hard

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  nchic01  |  17

or not

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  SuckyFMLs  |  18

I dont know if you meant this as a pun or not.

By  imagineapc  |  11

Maybe he's a shower, not a grower.

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  imagineapc  |  11

Two words, same spelling. Strange how that happens in the English language...

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  LittleBells  |  17

Well for one thing, he's a professional. He's probably pressed against girls a lot.

By  MedChew  |  18

Let me get this straight, you're about to take a dive more than 10k feet of the ground for the first time, and the thing that bothered you is just a firm object merely resting on your bum? Shouldn't your attention be like, I don't know? The damn altitude? Were you somewhat attracted to that guy to notice this?

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

To be fair, the tandem instructor has all the control and is the one who will pull the chute. Perhaps she may have been concerned that his boner distracted his attention from monitoring the altitude.

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  Tthug  |  34

I've never done skydiving, but isn't it the professional who does everything in the tandem jumps? They're on top, therefore wearing the backpack, so I'm assuming they do all the skydiving stuff and the newbie is just dead weight.

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

15, that's a different circumstance. In clubs, you're most likely grinding your ass against his crotch, so a boner shouldn't be a surprise. If you're doing something like skydiving, you're not going into the situation expecting to have a dick lodged between your ass cheeks. I would've felt incredibly uncomfortable, and I definitely wouldn't have been able to fully enjoy the experience of skydiving.

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

41, I understand it. Yours was just a shittacular example of it. That's how bad it was. I had to make up a new word to describe it in all of its failed glory.

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  lazyslumber  |  18

I think OP might have misunderstood the harness for the crotch. During skydiving the harness is held from below and tightened, so there is no way a man can have a boner unless he is an iron man.

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