Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

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Shadowchire 12

Monday 14 December 2015 0:09

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

kayposion 17

Monday 14 December 2015 0:09

Buy a horse mask. Now.

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deltax 8

Monday 14 December 2015 7:33

Saddle up!

nevereyes 31

Monday 14 December 2015 7:47

Furries don't want to have sex with animals lol furries are against ***********.

fridgeslyr 7

Monday 14 December 2015 7:56

Giddy up

Kempeth 5

Monday 14 December 2015 8:13

Here's your chance to feel like a real stud!

mazor 22

Monday 14 December 2015 8:33

Actual horse or just hung like a horse?

MoxleyCrue 17

Monday 14 December 2015 8:34

I live in Pittsburgh and we host Anthrocon every year. The furries are polite, nice, and create less of a mess than our Kenny Chesney concerts do, and the concert is only one ******* day. I'm not a furry, but they're decent people and the only problem I've ever experienced from them is traffic.

MrBlackledge 12

Monday 14 December 2015 9:53

And who said size wasn't an issue?

flamingarrow59 21

Monday 14 December 2015 9:58

its tru tho

pphead 5

Monday 14 December 2015 10:29

I can't believe we live in a world where people are actually defending those that want to have sex with animals

FMZiggy 22

Monday 14 December 2015 10:34

Please tell me you found out because she told you...

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