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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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Comments

NightKat 25

#46 you're profile pic is especially appropriate for that comment. Well done :)

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drrobotnik1 18

go to bad-dragon.com. they have ****** cast off horse cocks. that way you can be a supportive lover without raping a horse.

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drrobotnik1 18

bumble or chance are both good horse cocks. ask your girlfriend what size she prefers

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tj4234 35

I'm slightly disturbed that you've researched this...

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LavenderCrow 12

Heck, there's even Exotic Erotic's Motown or other life-casts. Not sure why the other person is getting down-voted - Chance is perfect for this situation. It allows her to live out her fantasy SAFELY and without abusing an animal. These things were created for reasons and scenarios like this.

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klawzor 17

I've seen advertisements for bad dragon on a few where I look for pictures of my fetish. Not a weird fetish, but the ads are still there. I'm surprise you hadn't heard of if.

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Nabexis 9

Does she ACTUALLY want to be banged by a horse, or does she just draw/have art of her fursona being banged by a furry/anthro horse? Being a Furry doesn't automatically mean she's into ***********. If she actually is into *********** though... FYL

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Catdragon 40

and some aren't into **********, but like fursuit sex or anthro versions. being a furry doesn't mean you want to **** your dog, however some people think it's like that.

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ad1836 19

Did not know what a "horse furry" is, looked it up and now I regret it. Sorry OP.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

That's rough buddy I'm sorry

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unsealingkale 18

I think furrows are gross as hell but why do they get so much hate? Just let someone have their thing.

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Catdragon 40

Furries are not all like that though. like every fandom there will be those who make it sexual.

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Dynamite73 25

Run. Don't look back. Just get out of there as fast as you can.

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