By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury
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Hope your not in a rural part of Victoria OP, otherwise you might find that she's a bit loose downstairs, if your relationship gets that far...
What's your answer? Yay or neigh? Hahaha
Just say "nay", and run away!
Break up with her
Kill it with fire
This reminded me of the video mr hands
that's more **********
jesus mate, run while you can!
At least she doesn't want you to wear a ski mask and bang her while she resists. That girl was trying to trick me into a legal situation. sneaky... verrry sneaky
Dump her ass man. Anyone like that is not worth keeping, that's like "ascended" level ****** up.
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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
Buy a horse mask. Now.