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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 21:36 - United States - New York

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

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By Popoi - 17/09/2022 11:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML

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briang959 47

Saturday 13 September 2014 5:42

Alternate Dick Holding Disorder?

Godsofdracos 15

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:10

17 didn't get this thread....

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saphfiire 13

Monday 15 September 2014 2:46

Seems perfectly reasonable to me. Impulsive and reckless activity or decisions is a marked symptom of certain types of ADHD (there are 6 different types btw.) and ADHD can often coexist with other mental illnesses which are often undiagnosed or overlooked. Cheating has been documented in several cases of adult ADHD. That doesn't excuse her behaviour, but it isn't something that she just plucked out of the air either.

zoedaffner 7

Monday 15 September 2014 7:31

That's stupid I have ADHD or add ...

sest 4

Tuesday 16 September 2014 20:02

Propose to someone smarter next time.

cutiegirl12326 17

Tuesday 16 September 2014 21:29

I have ADHD, that makes no sense lol, she's an idiot bro im sorry :(

RKD 23

Wednesday 17 September 2014 5:53

HA HA HA @ #112!

sdenka_fml 6

Wednesday 17 September 2014 9:05

I'm sorry! Not sure how long you guys bee dating but think about it before making the big step!

ShamelessSara 4

Thursday 18 September 2014 19:44

Seriously? I have ADHD and I've never cheated. I ******* hate females! I don't get how all these wishy washy, ungrateful hags, get boyfriends and I'm still single. Bullshit.

Dyiashia 15

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:07

Sail! Blame it on my ADD baby!

pinkstardust 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:37

ADHD? What

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