By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

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Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful

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TheFamilyElf 17

The gift that keeps on giving.

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digitaljunky 5

The one present you can't return!

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perdix 29

Happy birthday and many happy returns!

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perdix 29

Aw, come on! The "returns" are the repeated cycles of outbreak and remission. I thought it was clever.

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brilliantideas 6

Wrapping does NOT prevent the spread oh herpes. Condoms only decrease your chances.

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JSwerv3 6

Haha! I love how the only the "You Deserve It" button is available

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trucker67 10

I'd "present" him with a good hard kick to the balls then make him pay for your meds .

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Mitcha857 0

Let me just say OP I feel for you. My best friend has it too. Yes it sucks but it should no way hinder you chances at a great wonderful life. A lot of people have it. Just stay strong. The plus side is that over the years the outbreaks decrease and the meds you can take really help. I don't know if you'll actually see my post here but reply if you need someone to talk to about it. Considering that we are both from Wisconsin.

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eman1972 4

Kick his ass to the curb. Screw his best friend.

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seb6969 6

wow what an excellent idea... Give herpes to someone else, who in turn will give it to other people, who in turn will give it to other people.... you get the point.

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