Intimacy: Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip... - FML

By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua

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Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

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By beerpong26 - 06/02/2009 19:54 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

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What a feeling!

By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

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Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

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Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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That's the power of love

By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 12:30 - United States

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Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Friday 12 February 2016 10:42

Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...

hardcorepunk87 18

Friday 12 February 2016 10:41

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

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freddygasman 18

Monday 15 February 2016 10:06

brings a new meaning to screwing in a lightbulb

angelofsaturn 23

Monday 15 February 2016 22:09

If he's tall enough and goes commando then if he walked past a metal table or desk it's possible. I've gotten a zap on my lady bits due to a sink at work and yes it ******* hurt.

citrusglass 22

Wednesday 24 February 2016 22:47

...follow-up?

Zeroies 12

Thursday 31 March 2016 6:23

how did you manage that ?

AaLlIiYyAaHh 22

Sunday 10 July 2016 10:23

How do you manage that anyway?

pepeneki 15

Friday 15 July 2016 9:21

I wasn't very shocked by the results. You sure were though, metaphorically and literally

PandaBeer 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:10

Trust me 2000v hurts a lot worse

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