Kids: Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 14:23 - United States - Marshall

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 21:43 - United States - Wailuku

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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The betrayal

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 16:01

Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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Gullible

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 11:59

Today, I caught my 12 year-old seconds away from dripping bleach in his eye. Apparently “someone online” told him it scars the pupil red permanently, like a devil's eye, and he believed them. I’m shutting off the internet permanently, I can't handle his level of stupidity anymore. FML

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Primitive art

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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Nickynick123456 24

Monday 19 October 2015 0:06

You might want to talk to your kid op, that stuff can get pretty graphic. Unless you believe she's old enough. Then ydi if she is.

strugglingatlife 14

Monday 19 October 2015 0:07

I wish you luck op

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Anonimia_fml 3

Monday 19 October 2015 6:44

wow... yeah, fanfiction... there's some really good out there... I don't know if she writes pornographic stuff, but well... If my parents ever found our what I'd written for fanfiction, I have no idea what they'd do, but new eyes and brain bleach wouldn't be enough...

falloutboytrash 10

Monday 19 October 2015 7:04

I write smut. Very hardcore smut. But it sucks so like who cares

Weasely 11

Monday 19 October 2015 7:05

Does it matter? I'm guessing you mean it's sexual, which is no different than any other way of a teenager "exploring" sexuality. I never wrote fanfiction but I'd never want my parents to see what I looked at when I was 12 even haha.

Chukkles 10

Monday 19 October 2015 7:06

How about you stop snooping around. My god all the good comments get thumbs down on here.

kyubi292 10

Monday 19 October 2015 7:14

Is your daughter names Tina?

tayyymeds 16

Monday 19 October 2015 7:25

Can't be much worse than the show supernatural's fan fiction...

GhostFox 33

Monday 19 October 2015 8:09

It could be Supernatural fanfiction. Considering that the SN fandom has infected so many others, it is even likely!

pinkiepink 15

Monday 19 October 2015 8:04

God bless ur soul omigosh

Kielnmsoftly 26

Monday 19 October 2015 9:06

To each their own. Shouldn't dig into that stuff unless they're like middle school or younger since by that point their friends will have taught them way worse shit than that. Maybe if they're in high school or older you shouldn't even bring it up though since it would make conversations with each other really awkward in the future.

ringaringaring 16

Monday 19 October 2015 9:56

I guess it really all depends on her age. 14 or older I can imagine writing sexual fanfiction, I mean she's got all those hormones shooting through her system. However if she's younger than that I'd be concerned.

Aukrenchi 27

Monday 19 October 2015 10:43

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