By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
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clevergirl98 20

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

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Katthebamf 29

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

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Sandman2015 12

I guess it's time he is pedaled over to the court house for a divorce.

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ARandomDickhead 8

How is 40 gettin down thumbed I found it quite funny

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deejoy 22

So you gained a bike and lost an asshole? Sounds like a win!

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Randomxnp 10

Surely someone old enough to marry should be able to use tenses? The form is not "didn't steal" but "hadn't stolen".

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whatanerd 1

The pretentious attitude really wasn't necessary.

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csi_fml 19

Two cheating bastards in a row. I'm impressed

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Enslaved 36

How did he get back home or was he there for that entire week?

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OhYouMad 12

I'd take it back and make that ****** walk home.

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mcluvin_707 6

Was he riding to his girlfriend due to his love of "helping" people?

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