By now afraid... - 03/04/2016 17:28 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

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straymondar 10

The best security system you can ask for is a pitbull with AIDS

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og_chives007 6

Change you're locks, change your name, move away, create a new identity. Then you might be safe

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moniculkin 19

Sounds like a really bad horror movie.

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TheFoxyRhino 1

This happened to me once, but instead of a bowl of green beans it was a warm toilet seat.

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mrbump122 13

aaah, I'm shuddering as I read that.... uuugh!

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silverstream20 20

perhaps sleep with one eye open for a few days and the police on speed dial.

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citrusglass 22

Put in a camera? Don't immediately freak out and move, first see if there's even a problem. For your sake, OP, I hope not!

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Tomryan279 10

Is her bar Rose Sorry I have been watching 2 and a half men

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