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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

By now afraid... / Sunday 3 April 2016 17:28 / United States - Bloomington
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By  PharmacyJoe  |  13

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

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  vikky538  |  28

He broke up with her. That means he moved on

By  hoeslikedicks  |  21

Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!

By  PharmacyJoe  |  13

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

By  Demon_of_Light  |  26

Drive to her house and throw them at her.

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  doxer  |  13

While in a microwave the odor wouldn't of made its way out too far. As its sealed once the door shuts to keep itself from nuking everything.

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  mariri9206  |  32

This is what I thought. Like I read and thought "who doesn't check/use their microwave for three months?"

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