Love: Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave.... - FML

By now afraid... - 03/04/2016 17:28 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

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PharmacyJoe 13

Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

MoidixMois43 21

Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

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Laughatmypain15 12

Wednesday 6 April 2016 4:49

My boyfriend forgets stuff in the microwave all the time. So maybe she forgot those there before she moved out?

Jrthesnowman87 3

Wednesday 6 April 2016 20:35

change the locks bro

mrbump122 13

Saturday 9 April 2016 21:38

and as he turned around...

emilym12 4

Sunday 10 April 2016 4:29

Maybe she died and her ghost came to haunt you ?

criley221 19

Monday 11 April 2016 20:49

Do you ever clean out or use your microwave? If not, then Run. Now. Seriously.

PeppermintPenny 30

Saturday 7 May 2016 16:44

I totally LOVE that Illustrated FML!

cantfixme36 28

Saturday 7 May 2016 18:44

I'm curious as to whether she was creepin in your house and just randomly decided to make green beans, and forget about them, or if they were sitting in your microwave for three months

Shalnar 6

Monday 9 May 2016 3:12

Change the locks

399 41

Monday 9 May 2016 22:57

The Illustration makes this FML all the more creepier.

bamboleobamboleo 6

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:53

Time to migrate to another country.

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