Love: Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave.... - FML

By now afraid... - 03/04/2016 17:28 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

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PharmacyJoe 13

Monday 4 April 2016 12:30

I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.

MoidixMois43 21

Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Time to change the locks?

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TeenieRee_2032 27

Monday 23 May 2016 4:06

Set up cameras, change the locks.

vde_fml 15

Monday 13 June 2016 21:06

time to change the locks and even install new once - look for Medeco's or MTL+, non of this Kwikset stuff

theonecasey 27

Thursday 14 July 2016 3:39

creepy as hell

Wintermelons 19

Thursday 11 January 2018 7:08

Heart is racing

öKANEö 12

Friday 16 February 2018 19:04

Good luck.

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