By thatonesilentkidinclass - 04/05/2013 08:11 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
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DocBastard 38

You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.

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dr_snow_bear 29

A small start is better than no start. Good luck!

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mimikinsz01 6

That's good sign more air your releasing :)

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KingCeltic77 18

Hey, atleast you're doing something about it. Stay motivated!

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KforKiss 6

Congrats on starting to work out, don't let that discourage you, just maybe don't do jumping jacks at a gym :)

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rhcpgurl 18

I wont lie that was hilarious! But good for you your on your way to a healthier better you and I applaud that.

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Tuffay 14

Kind of like an outboard motor that hasn't been started in a while... It sputters a bit before it starts running smooth

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DCHCA 1

Don't worry about the farts.....at least your exercising. Keep it up and don't give up

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doumtabarnack 12

Well man that's a good thing! You started releasing your body toxins as soon as you started training!

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