By gassymomma - 28/04/2014 16:58 - United States - Sparta

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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gassymomma 4

Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.

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Welshite 39

The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.

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MzZombicidal 36

Yeah, and you're /sooo/ much better...

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stfuwtf 21

Why do you look like a snowman wearing a wig?

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nitrog100 21

She used the Unrelenting Fart shout. Bur-Ri-TO

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cheshireau 26

I've done it. Not that bad. Some people just have windy tummies.

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SoultheWolf 19

He is your husband. He shouldn't care if you farted or not...

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mybubbles2000 13

Don't be embarrassed, unless it's in public. I have been there. :)

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andreaor 7

I'm sorry this is just hilarious haha

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hhelms2009 8

Oh hello there! Everyone is human and every human farts!

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BexBaby86 21

I would have claimed that fart as my own. Probably because I would be laughing so hard that, that was his reaction. Haha

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