Miscellaneous: Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband... - FML

By gassymomma - 28/04/2014 16:58 - United States - Sparta

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML

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gassymomma 4

Tuesday 29 April 2014 7:18

Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.

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AutumnHerondale 14

Monday 28 April 2014 22:36

Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.

Welshite 39

Monday 28 April 2014 22:39

The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.

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jasonswife423 18

Thursday 21 July 2016 5:29

Oh I would have owned that fart and asserted my dominance. More likely, I would have been laughing so hard that he just knew what happened.

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