Miscellaneous: Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband... - FML

By gassymomma - 28/04/2014 16:58 - United States - Sparta

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML

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gassymomma 4

Tuesday 29 April 2014 7:18

Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.

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AutumnHerondale 14

Monday 28 April 2014 22:36

Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.

Welshite 39

Monday 28 April 2014 22:39

The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.

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Anonymous2194 4

Tuesday 29 April 2014 23:07

Well that's a shitty situation

Sangue0608 26

Wednesday 30 April 2014 14:50

OP farted, she didn't shit the bed.

FurLife3003 2

Tuesday 29 April 2014 23:43

I think the real FML is the fact that your not comfortable enough to fart in front of your husband

Sangue0608 26

Wednesday 30 April 2014 14:51

OP said that she farts around him all the time, she just didn't want to say anything because he was so worried for her safety that he went to check.

nana_88 10

Wednesday 30 April 2014 0:57

At least you got it out.

xxsakuraxx 29

Wednesday 30 April 2014 2:58

You can't possibly tell me that he couldn't smell it. I mean, with a fart that loud you're lucky you didn't shit your pants! On second though, you probably should check them anyway, you know, just in case!

my2centsworth 15

Wednesday 30 April 2014 6:49

He was really just trying to get out of the room until the smell dissipated

titoski 5

Wednesday 30 April 2014 18:35

are you fat ?

BrotherPhil 35

Monday 5 May 2014 10:11

No, she's pregnant.

Karefsn 9

Thursday 1 May 2014 1:31

He thought someone broke into the house? God, what kind of a fart is that!

gloriaous 3

Thursday 1 May 2014 1:37

Lmao, thats hilarious but on the brighter side at least you knew for a fact that no one was breaking in

primadonna9396 16

Friday 2 May 2014 0:17

Good thing you're not dating Oscar Pistorius.

yogi29 11

Sunday 18 May 2014 1:50

Should of said it was just the wind...

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