Miscellaneous: Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 08:02

Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By TheHezzer - 21/02/2012 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 17:21 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

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suckceed 17

Wednesday 13 January 2016 17:06

I'm on the toilet right now and I hate you.

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 13 January 2016 17:12

This is the exact reason I've invested so much in ToiletCats™. My toilets are rat-free, and the scratches are… mostly healing!

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yes31601 16

Wednesday 13 January 2016 17:44

After reading the first line I expected the next one to say something like "turns out it wasn't a dream after all"

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 13 January 2016 17:48

Someone has been watching too much TMNT. Master Splinter would never hurt a fly.

legendof90 14

Wednesday 13 January 2016 19:06

Ur scared of a rat..pussy

pokemyeyes 23

Wednesday 13 January 2016 19:34

Lol my friend went on a holiday a few years ago and rats came up the toilet when she was in there

GloryB_2bOoKs 8

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:50

I heard up north rats crawl up toilets into people's homes. I now close the toilet sit at night before I go to bed.

Junkiegamer 26

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:54

Rats can actually do that.

creepyclowntown 10

Wednesday 13 January 2016 21:27

get a pet rat to help your fears, they are actually awesome pets and not very expensive at a pet store

FlutterLoud 29

Wednesday 13 January 2016 23:04

Usually they won't attack, a rats first instinct is sniff/run rather then bite. Rats rarely ever bite even in the wild. Rats are nice

LPac5295 27

Thursday 14 January 2016 8:12

I guess you would know since you're holding a rat in your profile picture. lol

LPac5295 27

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:06

Hey you have to let nature do it's thing OP. If you gotta go, then you gotta go! Besides the actual chance of a rat crawling up through your toilet is rather slim so you should be fine. :)

DoDaJulio 13

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:35

Dreams are made from random thoughts you have during the day that don't have anything to do with each other. They're sometimes tricky little bastards but there are probably no rats in your toilet, and if there was they'd drown and get flushed.

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