By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
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PrussiaisAwesome 15

I like to see him try to sue. That would be so funny.

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mzrobinson 13

Sue back for assault and harassment! (;

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captainburke 5

I'm so glad the ****** crashed into a lamppost! Justice heh heh

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afropuffjake 9

If there were any witnesses you should be just fine :-)

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Metallica36176 16

I think he was hoping you would be pissed enough to beat the hell out of him so he COULD sue you. And then got pissed because you wanted to help...

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likeabamf 1

Tell him karma's a bitch.

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Unbweavable 17

You're better than me. I would've kicked him a few times

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Luunatic 13

Sue you? Can he even do that? YOU should be suing him.

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Leslier_fml 4

You are super nice! I would have just laughed at him, take a picture of him him with my phone, flip him off and walk away laughing my ass off.

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callie123amy 4

Don't help a jackass, he didn't need it or deserve it anyway.

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KVKdragon 26

That biker clearly doesn't understand the concept of self-inflicted injuries. Unless there was some equipment or mechanical failure, that biker has very little ground to sue anyone, especially the OP

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