By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
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PrussiaisAwesome 15

I like to see him try to sue. That would be so funny.

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mzrobinson 13

Sue back for assault and harassment! (;

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Dracoboxer357 35

Wow, instant karma. ;P My advice? Point, laugh, keep walking. What a dumb ass....

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jess183xp 1

You should have just burst out laughing and said "that's karma for ya!" or "who's laughing now bitch?!" and flipped him off

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manasstalker 7

Counter sue for assault and a hit and run (since bikes are considered vehicles) he will be incriminating himself in his accusation too XD

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blackrose3121 3

You did nothing wrong and they'd have to prove u touched the bike, which you didn't

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Harlequin073 6

Press charges for assaulting you

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Briiyahh 7

Actually you could sue him you know

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xpaulatanx 10

I would have laughed at him, and flipped him off. That's when you put on a pair of shades, turn, and walk away. LIKE A BOSS.

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CheeseTron 15

What a ******* bitch

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Calyx_fml 21

Press assault charges. Then we'll see who's laughing.

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