By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
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PrussiaisAwesome 15

I like to see him try to sue. That would be so funny.

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mzrobinson 13

Sue back for assault and harassment! (;

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Sexy_Kisses14 8

That's when you laugh kick the shit out of him and take his stuff and money. That'll teach him!!

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HunterAlpha1 8

you can have him arrested for assault and battery, and he'll probably face additional chargers of damage to public property.

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rockurheart 9

you should have been like "..I.." and just walked away lol xD

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Deviantgreed 11

cyclist douchebag has karma intervention is what it sounds like

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worldclassrager 39

Karma in full force...FLY and he TDI your good for checking on him being the good samairiton...isn't there a story about this in some way?

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DotZz 4

Karma's a bitch! Good for you and forget the suing... Doubt it'll happen

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