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You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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"Today, my fat, ugly friend got my brand-new wedding ring stuck on one of her sausage finger rolls. We tried everything to get it off, but the thunderthumbs didn't budge and it had to be cut. She's single and poor, so she won't be buying a replacement. FML"

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Yeah, sorry to be the one to tell you this, DonkeyDick420, but you're probably going to get verbally fucked up now. Nobody talks to Ignorance like that, even when she's being a complete retard. Everyone knows that.

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You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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jeez, don't take it that seriously. It was an accident. Granted, she shouldn't have done it without asking her, but it was just an accident. Relax. She can always get it fixed too.

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I am fairly certain that only you were taking it seriously here, #66. And I hope you were referring to OP as tge "she" who could get it fixed. If a friend of mine took my new wedding ring, forced it down her fat finger then had to have it cut off, she would damn sure be paying for repairs or a new ring.

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It wasn't a joke at all, as zp5 astutely noted. Where I'm from, divorce is performed exactly like this. The ring is cut off and then ceremoniously melted. The molten metal is then molded into the shape of a fruit bat as 17 eunuchs play "Stairway to Heaven" on the pan flute. How the hell is it done in your country?

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I wish people from America would stop proving the stereotypes true... It makes me wonder if I should just forget the whole political career route due to the fact that this country seems hopeless lol. And OP, you fail as a friend.

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