By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
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clairboisson 19

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

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vreid 20

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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vivaellefashion 14

This happened to me, with three different male coworkers. Telling them didn't stop. Just tell your boss or report him to HR.

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alexandrarae 13

Thats pretty funny. Come on dude, get a sense of humour.

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CrazyManNo9 29

And, I'm betting his name is Brian Williams.

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duhdarling 11

That's pretty weird, not gonna lie.

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coraline123c 23

Did you confront him about it? Or tell your boss/supervisor?

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alexowitz 8

I guess it's time to start going by your mom's maiden name. LOL

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cookiethumper 23

you should take it as a compliment! He thinks you're marriage material dude

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Sparx1_1 16

Ontario Labour laws are very strict. Tell him to stop and make him fix it. You can make a complaint to HR and they have to deal with it. This would fall under the sexual harassment guidelines since what he is saying obviously makes it clear that he is implying a sexual relationship with you.

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Badkarma4u 17

It's obviosly a joke. Its like when a black and white person share the same name and say they are brothers or susters. Laugh with everyone else.

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