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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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Kinda sus

By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By Cissy - 27/12/2018 00:00

Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.

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The cat's out of the bag

By OldUglyWife - 18/07/2022 12:00

Today, I found out why my husband hasn’t invited me to his company’s summer social. Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t want me to know of the fling between him and his attractive young coworker. Her age is the same number of years we’ve been married, 19 years. FML

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clairboisson 19

Friday 13 February 2015 9:05

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

vreid 20

Friday 13 February 2015 9:06

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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yolololol3 17

Friday 13 February 2015 13:01

He secretly likes you

vikky538 28

Friday 13 February 2015 13:35

its time to bring in the play..I would say introduce your boyfriend to everyone in office ...

spookyboy 20

Friday 13 February 2015 14:36

A sugar daddy without the benefits, man that sucks

2infbvcxxcvbj 13

Friday 13 February 2015 14:55

Hi op! If you are uncomfortable with the situation (I would be), I suggest you contact your hr manager. If not at the very least your main point of contact. Joke or no joke, behaviour like this in the work place should not be excepted or experienced. (I'm a hr manager, just my opinion)

MrsMsorMiss 2

Friday 13 February 2015 20:05

Thanks for the kind comment! I've spoken to him- hopefully he stops!

Martnikk 15

Friday 13 February 2015 15:35

Either it's a very good joke or a really creepy way to say he likes you.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 13 February 2015 16:36

Age is but a number. ;b

mmazzaa 16

Friday 13 February 2015 17:00

Not creepy at all

speakfreely 21

Friday 13 February 2015 18:08

I actually find this pretty funny sorry Op

Rozeyyy 25

Friday 13 February 2015 19:12

Ooh I think I saw u on jeremy kyle!!

MrsMsorMiss 2

Friday 13 February 2015 20:01

Hi everyone! OP here! I just made an account. Can't believe this got posted! I don't really know this man very well, which is why I was so surprised when I found out he was spreading this around! I've spoken to him about it, and he says that he's made it clear he's joking, but sadly that's not coming across to everyone. He's agreed to stop saying these 'jokes', though I wish I'd read these comments before talking to him- some of your ideas are hilarious!!

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