Love: Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been...

while in the Navy, it happened all the time to fellow sailors. It was generally followed by a "naughty pic" mass email and spread around like wildfire to let others know to avoid her...karma's a b*itch...she'll get hers

adaytoremember37 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:27

he risked his life for us, at least give him some respect. and he deffantly should get more respect from his girlfriend.

bballstar1244 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:28

I'm sooo sorry:( that's awful I can't believe it! she's gonna regret that but you will already have found someone better!!!:)

remfire 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:30

better to find out now, then later.

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