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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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By JeezAndAges - 24/11/2018 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By offrampmotel - 28/03/2017 14:00

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Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML

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By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

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Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00

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Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

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Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Oedipus complex?

GhostChickens 17

Monday 3 June 2013 1:37

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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Choconumm 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 8:20

the friction....

dodzin 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 9:55

Thank to the Master, not your husbands underwear....

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 14:16

Looks like your husband has some competition XD sorry I had too.

str0ngersurviv0r 5

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:11

why in the hell???? whoa

LaDresdenMonkey 11

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:11

Give up, don't hide them, try forget about it too. If you hide them he'll find something else of yours, if you don't try look past it, you won't want to even see him. So move on, his a boy, Freud has the best explanation for this (:

nottanonymous 6

Wednesday 5 June 2013 2:34

Oedipus maybe?

iambeccafran 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 9:02

He needs therapy... lots and lots... of therapy... and that's just so very WRONG on SO MANY levels!

thespasmchasm 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 18:42

No girlfriend and living with his mom? Oh he sounds great...

reesecup09 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 19:45

That's really ******* gross.....

Baybiiie 11

Thursday 6 June 2013 4:57

That's creepy

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