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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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By JeezAndAges - 24/11/2018 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By offrampmotel - 28/03/2017 14:00

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Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML

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By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

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Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00

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Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

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Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Oedipus complex?

GhostChickens 17

Monday 3 June 2013 1:37

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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msmclovin 4

Friday 7 June 2013 1:04

Still attached to your tittie? Time to cut the cord lol

mjzgirl1995 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 4:21

That's creepy, you need to get him to some kind of therapy.

NalySaurus 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 23:39

And by using, you obviously meant wearing.

appforthat 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 23:37

well you know he likes women.

Federgirl 19

Monday 25 November 2013 0:08

that is sooooo messed up!!!

ChicKenza 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 11:36

That is disgusting

casey_lockhart 0

Tuesday 27 January 2015 1:47

Shouldn't have kids

username356 14

Friday 12 June 2015 0:07

How did you find that out?

Adeline90 10

Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:24

That is seriously gross...I would suggest maybe lock your bras in a box or drawer?

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