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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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By JeezAndAges - 24/11/2018 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML

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Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

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Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

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Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00

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Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

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Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Oedipus complex?

GhostChickens 17

Monday 3 June 2013 1:37

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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avapaige1234 19

Monday 3 June 2013 14:43

HOW???

psygarrett 4

Monday 3 June 2013 19:14

How big are your ****? DDs? Pic?:)

psygarrett 4

Monday 3 June 2013 19:21

That is hot!!

Dusty_Busters 15

Monday 3 June 2013 22:15

What. The. ****.

Deviant_fml 5

Monday 3 June 2013 22:18

Meh, this would've been hilarious if the kid was like 12... Now, it's just creepy.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 4:07

That is wrong on so many levels.

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:02

it was nothing personal. just the visual reference to stimulate mental excitation. buy him a flesh light for his next birthday LOL! then we'll see who is posting on FML

MaRK8080 4

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:20

Shouldn't he have moved out two years ago

greggly123 6

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:32

Your son jerks off with his mothers bra? Wtf? Have him committed as soon as possible, he's got quite a few screws loose

KickAzzGrandma 5

Tuesday 4 June 2013 7:39

No comment....

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