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By windsoffate / Thursday 9 June 2016 16:46 / United States - Portland
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By  XxPojoxX  |  17

What a shitty situation. Wrong one? I'll walk myself out

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  khiiirsty  |  14

Me too. One time, my friend came over off the shits. What started off as a study night before finals, ended with him puking all over the bathroom floor, toilet, and shower. Considering I had an exam early that morning, I was pissed at the mess. He ended up being okay after he sobered up though, which is most important.

By  OlRed  |  27

It's either alcohol poisoning or a stomach flu. Previous OP went with the stomachache, I wonder what your kid will go with?

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  OlRed  |  27

@16 It's a comment connecting and earlier FML... And it's an indirect way of asking op: why the kid was throwing up? Op can now respond by laughing and saying "no it's neither, he just didn't want to go to school." (because you can bet that was only one of the reasons I threw up around that age.) @17 we should start a chant: suppository! Suppository!

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  chuka81  |  27

Speak for yourself man. When I piss or vomit, my aim is impeccable. Defecating however presents the problem, how can you aim correctly with your back at the target?

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